A few weeks ago, my step-son got confirmed. It was a Thursday night and we all dressed up and went off to the 7 pm ceremony. I knew that the kids, especially my five year old, were going to be tired and up past their bedtime, but it was a special occasion & I can make an exception once in a while.
So, we arrived at the church about 30 minutes early so that we could get a good seat. After a quick discussion, Chris & I both thought it was best to sit towards the back in case we had to make a quick exit with one of the kids. Once the service started, all the kids getting confirmed walked into the church from the entry way, which was behind us. Since the five year old is still so little, I picked him up so that he could see what was going on. I don’t pick him up as much as I used to since he’s around 35-40 lbs and that’s heavy, but again – I wanted to make sure that he could see, so up he went.
It seemed like we were standing for quite a while, but in reality it was probably only five or ten minutes. I think I was just uncomfortable because I was in heels and my son was getting heavy. Finally it was time for everyone to sit and that’s when it happened. My wardrobe malfunction that is.
You see, the thing is, I was wearing a strapless dress (no bra) and a jean jacket over it. When I went to put my son down, the whole top of my dress went down with him and at least three people seated behind us saw my left boob.
I wasn’t really embarrassed for myself, but I was for the people that had to be subjected to it. They were old. Wicked old and I think they were completely horrified. I couldn’t even look at them after that.
Here’s part of a picture that Chris took with his iPhone. I couldn’t fit my head into the picture, but wanted to show you the now infamous dress.
PS - Chris missed the entire thing and I didn’t get a chance to tell him until after the service was over. He was disappointed that he missed it.
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